Kahin...Unkahin...Baatien ..Part-5

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As the Haldi Function was Finished in the Previous part lets start the Mehndi and Sangeet…

On the Next Day of Haldi:-

In the Mehndi Function all the ladies as always looking lovely and the showstopper Avantika was absolutely looking Stunning as Always.

All the ladies were busy in putting Mehndi on their Hands..where as Mens were busy chit-chatting..

Adi:Dad..Mom..Kitni acchi lag rahi hai na…ek dum meri tarah..

Harish:Ohho..aur mein kaisa lag raha hu?

Adi:Aap bhi thik thak hi lag rahe ho!

Harish:Accha Bacchu…Mom sundar aur mein thik thak..

Adi:hehe..waise Dad aapko bhi to Mehndi lagaani chahiye na ..Mom ki akeli ki thodi na shaadi hai

Rubal:Yes Uncle…at least Bua ka naam likhwa lijiye..

Harish:Point hai..!Lets Go..

Now all the Mens went to their Ladies..

The Ladies Mehndi was done..

Adi pulling the cheeks of Pankhudi says:Kya baat hai badi soni lag rahi hai.

Pankhudi:Adi..Mujhe bhook lagi hai…

Adi:To main kya karu…khaalena..

Pankhudi:Addiii….Mehndi lagi hai kaise khau mein?

Adi:Oh..accha mein khilau?

Pankhudi making a puppy face says:Hmmm..

Adi:Aww..ruk..shanky humari Madam ke liye khaana lagwaiye..aaj hum inhe 

apne haatho se khilayenge..!

On the other side:

Harish:Wah..mehndi to bohut acchi lag rahi hai..lekin meri Begum se kam..

Avantika:Hhmm.. like your Compliment..!

Harish:Uf..Kya bat hai aapko kuch to pasand aaya..!waise mera naam likha 

wikha hai ke nahi..

Avantika:No…

Harish:Arre…kyun ?

Avantika:Why I should write your name?

Harish:Arre.. lekin Mein to tumhare hone wala pati hu..haan thik he pehle se hi pati hu…par..

Avantika:Ok..ok..Melodramatic...Comedy ke saath saath..sheela bhabhi ka melodrama bhi sikh gaye ho..…likhwa rahi hu….

Harish:ye hui na baat..to mein hi likh deta hu..

Avantika:Ok…but don’t spoil it..

Harish:Promise my Madam..

Harish writes his name on her hand..

And then write something on his hand too..

Avantika:What are you writing on your hand?

Harish:Vo..vo kuch nahi..bas aise hi..

Avantika:Harish..show your hand…

Harish shows his hand…and it was written:Hitler…biwi Avantu..

Avantika:Oh..so this you have written..

Harish:vo mein to sirf try kar raha tha..abhi thik kar deta hu..

Avantika:aa…aa..let it be..I like it,,!

Harish:Sacchi..

Avantika:hhmm…hhmmm..Yesss!

And both smiles…

Now Sheela Mami came at the center and says:Arre..sab mujhe hi dekhna padta hai…kitni fikaa lag raha hai function mujhe hi kuch karna padega..

Sheela maami starts to sing and dance:

Navrai majhi laadachi laadaachi ga
Avada hila chandraachi chandrachi ga
Navrai majhi navsaachi navasachi ga
Apsara jashi indraachi indrachi ga..

Payal:-

Baurai chali sharmaati ghabraati wo
Piya ke ghar ithlaati balkhaati wo
Surmai naina chhalkaati-chhalkati wo
Piya ke ghar bharmaati sakuchaati wo

Pankhudi:-

Choonar mein iske sitaare
Saare chamkile chamkile chamkile
Kangan main iske bahaarein
Paajeb hariyale hariyale hariyale

Sheela Mami,Payal,Pankhudi,Preeti:-

Navrai majhi ladachi-ladachi ga
Avada hila chandrachi-chandrachi ga
Navrai majhi navsachi-navsachi ga
Apsara zashi indrachi indrachi ga ga ga haa..

Anuj:-

Suniyo ji isko, rakhiyo jatan se
ye badi naazuk hai, naazuk hai, nazuk
Kali yeh anmol, kali yeh anmol
Aao ji aao thumka lagao
Zara behko ji, behko ji, behko
Khushiyon ke baaje dhol..

Adi:-

Aankhon mein iske ishaare
Bade nakhrile nakhrile nakhrile

Rubal:-

Sapnon ke laakhon nazaare
Saare rangeele rangeele rangeele

Shanky:-

Baurai chali sharmati ghabaati wo
Pia ke ghar ithlaati balkhaati wo
Surmai naina chhalkati-chhalkaati wo
Pia ke ghar bharmaati sakuchaati wo..

All together dancing and singing:-

Navrai majhi ladachi-ladachi ga
Avada hila chandrachi-chandrachi ga
Navrai majhi navsachi-navsachi ga
Apsara jashi indrachi indrachi ga ha..

All the Family Members enjoyed the Mehndi and now it’s time for Sangeet..

All the Family Members are ready for the Sangeet function that is organized on the Terrace..

All the Members went to the Terrace but all was dark..

Sheela:Anuj..Yaha to light hi nahi hai..kaisa intezaam karwaya hai..kuch kaam thik se nahi hota..

Anuj:Sheela..bas karo tumhara aur kaam dono ka dur dur tak koi lena dena nahi hai..

Avantika:Ok..Bhaiya..please stop it..and let see what had happened…

And at the moment a Voice came from the Darkness..

Adi:Hello mere Chahne walo…

Avantika:Adi..?

Adi:Yes Mom..ab mein aa gaya hu..toh light bhi aayegi mere saath saath..and 

the lights start of the part where Adi was standing..

All smiles …

Then came a voice from the other side and it was of Pankhudi..

Pankhudi:Haan aap to jaise Lights saath mein lekar ghumte hai..ab aap ki khud 

ki taarif ho gayi ho to hum jo karne aaye hai vo kare?

Adi:To maine thodi na tujhe roka hai ..

The Moment the voice came from the other side of the dark.

Rubal:Aaa..Aaa..Mere Bhaiya aur Bhabhi hum baad mein ladenge pehle hum welcome karte hai ..

And they all Four Payal,Rubal,Adi and Pankhudi comes together and all the 

lights arrived..the terrace was looking beautiful

Adi:Ok..!Order Accepted..!Aap sab ka hum Swagat karte hai Is Hasin Safar 

mein…Mein Hu aaj sham ka host Aditya Kumar aur mere saath hai kuch ordinary partners..Pankhudi..Rubal and Payal…

All Laugh..

Payal:So lets Welcome First Meri Chulbulisi Saas..

Rubal:Aur Mere Bhole-Bhale Dad..

Anuj and Sheela Entered..

Sheela:Huh….Aisa nahi lagta tum logo ko ki tumne kuch ulta bol diya hai?

Preeti:hehe…Bhabhi bilkul thik hi kaha hai in dono ne..

All claps together…

Pankhudi:Ab baari hai the Dashing Sameer and

Adi:Meri Teekhi Maasi Ki…Wohhoo!!

Sameer and Preeti Entered….as always the applause will be there always.

Rubal:Aur Unke Baad hai meri Bua ke Pyare Saas-Sasur Mr. and Mrs.Deshpande(Sorry I don’t remember their Names ;p)

Payal: Wah..Rubal mere saath reh reh ke kaafe accha bolna sikh gaye ho..

Sheela:Oh..Madam..mere bete ko..

Rubal:Aa…Aaa. Mom…hum function ke baad continue karenge..

Payal:Ab Baari hai meri cute si Nanad ki Kayra…aur humare Shanky Kaka

Kayra and Shanky entered….

Adi:Aur Ab baari hai is sham ke sabse important couple ki..

Pankhudi:Yes..The EverGreen Beautiful Meri Mom

Adi:Aur Mere Comedy King Dad…

All the Four together:So Here we Welcome…Mr. and Mrs.Kumar!

As they Entered the Sky was filled with lights like this…

Adi:Wohhooo!!

Harish:Wah..Kya baat hai romeo..!Dekha mere bete ko…kitne acche se sab organize kiya hai!

Avantika:Ya…Isiliye because He is my Son too..And He is Like ME!

Harish makes Faces..

Now all were settled down..and Adi-Payal and Rubal-Pankhudi were standing on the stage.

Adi:Welcome to the Sangeet ceremony of my Dad and Mom..wohhoo..I am so excited..

Harish:Haan..jitne apni shaadi mein bhi nahi tha..

All laugh….

Pankhudi:Jaise hi humari mom aur dad ek dum unique hai waise hi inki shaadi ke functions bhi unique hona chahiye na..

Adi comes with two bowl full of cheats in his hand and gives one to Rubal and says:So isiliye..ye Sangeet bhi ek dum unique hoga…

Rubal:Hum humare life partners ke saath to dance karte hi hai lekin is baar kuch alag hoga

Payal:Is bowls mein sabke naam ki cheats..hum ek cheat 1^st bowl se aur dusri cheat 2^nd bowl se nikalenge..

Pankhudi:Aur Jo naam honge unki ban jaayegi dancing jodi

Adi:So start karet hai..woohoo!

Payal:Adi..Adi..1^st cheat mein nika lungi…and she take out the cheat and the 

name was “Anuj …”

Adi:Ye..ye..Mama..!Aur dusra naam hai?

Pankhudi:”Sameer”

All claps…

Adi:And the First Performance of this Evening:-

Anuj :-

Dil Da Mamla Hai Dilbar
Hone Na Sone Hai Is Dil Par
Khalbali Dil Ke Andar
Ohhhh Mast Mast Kalandar

Sameer:-

Dil Da Mamla Hai Dilbar
Hone Na Sone Hai Is Dil Par
Khalbali Dil Ke Andar
Ohhhh Mast Mast Kalandar

Harish:-One Two Three Four

Sameer and Anuj:-

Dil Da Mamla Hai Dilbar

Hone Na Sone Hai Is Dil Par
Khalbali Dil Ke Andar
Ohhhh Mast Mast Kalandar

Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar

Anuj:-

Dil Da Mamla Hai Dilbar
Hone Na Sone Hai Is Dil Par
Khalbali Dil Ke Andar
Ohhhh Mast Mast Kalandar

Sameer:-

Dil Da Mamla Hai Dilbar
Hone Na Sone Hai Is Dil Par
Khalbali Dil Ke Andar
Ohhhh Mast Mast Kalandar

Sameer and Anuj:-

Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Sameer seeing Preeti:-
Meri Nazar Toh
Tumpe Pare Toh
Man Me Tha Tera Sedhai
Betabion Ko
Lahat Mili Toh
Dhoor Hui Meri Tanhai

Anuj:-

Mere Rang Ka
Tere Roop Ka
Hai Aasar Tere Surroor Ka
Mere Haal Se
Mere Dard Se
Tu Hai Bekhabar

Sameer and Anuj:-

Dil Da Mamlaaaaaaaaa
Dil Da Mamla Hai Dilbar
Hone Na Sone Hai Is Dil Par
Khalbali Dil Ke Andar
Ohhhh Mast Mast Kalandar
Dil Da Mamlaaaaaaaaa
Dil Da Mamla Hai Dilbar
Hone Na Sone Hai Is Dil Par
Khalbali Dil Ke Andar
Ohhhh Mast Mast Kalandar

Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar
Mast Maste Maste Maste Mast Kalandar

All loved their performances and claps loudly.

Sheela:Arre..wah..Anuj sirf mere saath hi tum thik se nahi nachte ho..huh..

Adi:Haha…Maami…aap ka bhi number aayega…

Rubal:Aayega nahi Adi..aagaya..pehla naam Mom ka hai…

Pankhudi:Aur dusra naam hai….

Payal:Arre..bol na Pankhudi..

Pankhudi:Dusra Naam hai..”Mom”

Sheela:Aiiiee…mein…mein…aur Avantika?

Adi:Ji Muaaami..!

All becomes silent and saw Avantika..

Avantika:What?

Sheela:Vo..vo..

Avantika:Let’s Go Bhabhi …

Now all smiles..

Adi:Yeyyee..Rock it Mom and Maami…

And the stage goes on fire:-

(You all Can imagine Both Avantika and Sheela Mami Dancing..How lovely they will look)

Avantika and Sheela :-

Hey Dola Re Dola Re Dola Hey Dola Re
Oooooh Maaahiii
Hey Dola Re Dola Re Dola Re Dola Hai Dola Dil Dola
Man Dola Re Dola
Hey Dola Re Dola Re Dola Re Dola Hai Dola Dil Dola
Man Dola Re Dola
Lag Jane Tho Nazariya Gir Jane Tho Bizuriya
Lag Jane Tho Nazariya Gir Jane Tho Bizuriya

Avantika :- 

Band Ke Main Gungroo
Pahenke Main Payal Oo

Sheela :-

Oo Band Ke Main Gungroo
Pehenke Main Payal

Avantika and Sheela :-

O Jhumm Ke Nachungi Gum Ke Nachumgi
O Dola Re Dola Re Dola Re Dola Hai Dola Dil Dola Man
Dola Re Dola
O Dola Re Dola Re Dola Re Dola Hai Dola Dil Dola Man
Dola Re Dola

Pankhudi and Payal:-

 
Dekho Ji Dekho Dekho Kaisi Yeh Jankar Hai..
Inki Aankhon Me Dekho Piya Ji Ka Pyaar Hai
Inki Aawaz Me Hoye Kaise Kankar Hai
Piya Ki Yaadon Me Yeh Jiya Bekarar Hai

Avantika :-

Maate Ki Bindiya Me Woh Hai

Sheela :-

Palkon Ke Nindiya Me Woh Hai

Avantika :-

Tere Tho Tan Man Me Woh Hai

Sheela :-

Tere Bhi Dhadkan Me Woh Hai

Avantika and Sheela :-

Churi Ke Chan Chan Me Woh Hai
Kangan Ki Kan Kan Me Woh Hai
Churi Ki Chan Chan Me Woh Hai
Kangan Ki Kan Kan Me Woh Hai
Band Ke Gungroo Haaan Pehenke Main Payal
Jhumm Ke Nachungi Gum Ke Nachungi
Dola Re Dola Re Dola Re Dola Hai Dola Dil Dola Man
Dola Re Dola
Dola Re Dola Re Dola Re Dola Hai Dola Dil Dola Man
Dola Re Dola

And the Performance End..having lots of laughter and funny dance of Sheela Mami with her Rocking Nanad !

Adi:Wohooo!Kya Perormance thi…..!!

Harish whistles….:Wohhoo!!Aaj ka din ithiash mein likha jaayega…

And the Fuction will be Continue in the Next Post…

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